Crop circles

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A message to all extraterrestrials (E.T., aliens)

Dear our so kind, so pampered, but still just unfortunate extraterrestrials, little green men and all sorts of slimy monsters! Thank you very, really very much and quite honestly for your all previous work, help, care and efforts, with which you have until now paid attention to invoke in any of gender of humankind an impression, that the only and sole cause of any Crop Circle found ever in Earth's crop fields are you. It begins to look, that from now to any time in the future, there is really no need for any of your attention. In all probability it is from the present, but also at any time in the future, mainly for explanation of the creation principles of any regular patterns in the crop. They are named, probably as the most common expression is used "Crop Circles", and we are able to explain them without your help (we, humans, earthlings, mankind), without any your further increased laborious efforts.

In other words, somewhat simplified terms, we would like to ask you really very strongly about that: Pack all your needs, please, makeups, rucksacks, suitcases, plastic bags. Pack into them all your psychotronic devices and intergalactic experiments, also any other your physical - chemical - biological - mentally - psychophysiological experimental materials. Especially please, throw there, cram all your microwave ovens, by what you, as it seems, committed probably more than 99.9% of all your tests and experiments here made on our planet.

Saddle your hovercrafts, ships, flying saucers, puntss, rowing boats, vessels, interplanetary arks, motor-assisted bicycles, mini bikes or mopeds, as well as any other your repositioning equipment, machinery, apparatuses, instrumentals, devices or gadgets, and finally be gone into the shit. Bye bye!

General informations

Absolute every previous theory about Crop Circles generation until now realize some sci-fi explanation.

Ufo, extraterrestrial, aliens, supernatural effects, flying sources.

Cosmic, intergalactic, interstellar, space or universe energy.

Paranormal forces, thought forces. Supernatural forces, Ley lines, geopathogenic zones, extrasensory perception. Thought processes and forces of plants.

The only real energy supplier in that case is the Sun (also Earth, but only a little - less 1% - geothermal energy). No stupid alien, nothing outside the Sun System.e Sun System.

Any one of such theories is possible to leave now.

Any one of theese forces and theories is now definitely possible to send into the shit.

(by the way, they have never belong to any another place)her place)

Just now is becoming Science - Reality, Sci - Re, the only possible real nature explanation,

using only real nature sciences and branches, many of them quite interdisciplinary.

One of such interdisciplinary science branch was actually created just for this purposes, trying to explain the causes of damaging plants and generation of lodged (damaged, weakened) crop (so called Electrophytopathology, EPP)

first experiments and observations were made, some others are running. See news.

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